I heard on the radio this morning that Burger King came out with a new fragrance,
This is what I found out about the wonderful scent:
The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger.FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.
Set the mood for the flame to ignite at firemeetsdesire.com
Why in the world would you want to smell like meat you ask?
Well I am here to fill in the answer.
- You could go into a Vegetarian restaurant and wear the stuff to see if anyone would notice
- Spray it and just watch the men fall at your feet
- Go to a dieters meeting and watch the pure torture in the eyes
- Wear it on your African Safari to see how long it takes for an attack
- Spray it in someones house that you don't like
- You could always smell whoppers and never have to eat one
What would you use it for?
1 comments:
What the hell?? are you serious? That is just wrong on so many levels. Just eew. My dog already has a hard enough time not humping my leg. Imagine what she'd do if my lips smelled like burgers....
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