Have you ever been so bored that you want to pull out your eyelashes for entertainment? Answer= Yes for me!
I don’t understand why I bother putting on mascara by the end of the day it is no longer on my eyes but all over my desk. Don't judge me! I am not supposed to surf the internet even though that "guideline" doesn't seem to apply to me on most days. So what else is there for me to do with no one traveling?
I am sitting here at work....Not working and wishing there was something, anything for me to do. Hmmm... Why not blog and break one of the "guidlines"?
I wish I was lucky enough to win the lottery so I could stay home with my daughter. Cuz that’s what it will take for me to be able to get out of debt. Why oh' why can I not be creative enough to create an amazing invention that the world just could not live with out? I would be able to be home or at the park with my daughter or have spa appointments on a regular basis. Play hide and seek and ring-o-round the rosies with bella all day. Isn't that the point of having kids so you can play with them all day, not go to stupid work!
Well that is enough of me complaining about how things are not going for me because there are bigger issues at hand….
JAMES GOT A NEW JOB!!
We have been hoping for this new job for months and life delayed it. So me being the cheesy and poor girl that I am decided I need to do something HUGE to show my support for my husband. That would not cost an arm and leg.....My options? Take him to dinner? No, no money. Take him on an exotic vacation to celebrate? No, Definitely no money.... He has been craving cinnamon rolls…NO ME=STILL FAT can’t have that in the house. (A little selfish on my part, but you know what ever) Okay CB at work suggested, "what if I brought him beer and roses?" HAHA guys don’t like roses and well let’s face it, the beer would just end up me, trying to push him off all night. (Again another selfish response) So what could I do that would show my husband I support and love him and would tell him how truly amazing he really is….
A Candy poster!!Ya James thought it was lame too. He said that it looked like I was asking him to prom. Ok so maybe I am not as much of a domesticated godess as I would like to think. I am not very creative and that’s all that I could come up with so quickly.
Don’t take into account that I left a few candy bars out. I was in a hurry and also did not write it in the cutest hand writing. I was hoping to get it done before he got home but he had to be all antsy in his pantsy and get home on time and so I sent him on a mission to go get dinner and tried to hurry and throw it all together before he got back. He walked in while I was just finishing it up and it didn’t create the full affect I was going for. Oh well maybe I will find something more special to celebrate the next big adventure life brings our way.
Just incase you can't read my adorable card it says:
"Hey NERD,
I wanted to take you to a SYMPHONY and spend 100 GRAND on you. But unfortunatly all I can do for my BIG HUNK is give you a BIT O HONEY and congratulate you for not being an AIR HEAD. Who knows... you might even SKOR tonight. Love your SWEETTART. PS.... I am so proud of the MOUNDS of accomplishments you have made in your life!"
I did buy some sugar babies for another joke but he walked in and kinda ruined the whole cuteness-suprise of it all. Whatever, better luck next time, right?